The British call the day...

The British call the day after Christmas "Boxing Day."

I call it "ball-busting day."

Every kick to the balls means an orgasm you can have next year. Every punch is half an orgasm. Every five kicks means one of those orgasms won't be ruined.

The moment I hear you scream, yelp, or beg me to stop, your orgasms are locked in.

Doesn't mean I'm going to stop, though...


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