Welcome to the Athena Corporation...
Welcome to the Athena Corporation: a female-supreme company.
As a male employee, you have no rights, but many obligations.
You are required to obey, without question, any order from a female, no matter how demeaning or unprofessional.
Start by stripping and putting on this escape-proof chastity cage. We make these!
You should have read your contract more carefully. It's a lifetime agreement with a vicious non-disclosure clause.