It's the law, sir...
It's the law, sir. All males are required to have their penis locked in a government-approved cage. With good behavior, you may be allowed up to two release days per calendar year.
I have to inspect your cock and install a chastity device if you do not already have one.
If you continue to resist my authority, I will place you on the "no orgasm" list for permanent chastity.
You know what? I just did.